yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Randomize
