who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I woke up under a house in Key West
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