His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Randomize
