I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
