I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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