I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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