after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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