just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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