So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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