yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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