So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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