Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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