Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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