I want to have your abortion
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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