i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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