so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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