real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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