how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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