He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
