we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
Randomize
