ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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