: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
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