quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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