sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
My feet surprised me
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