no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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