I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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