We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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