The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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