Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
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