I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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