Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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