it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
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