I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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