All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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