Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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