question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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