It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
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