How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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