You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Randomize
