Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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