Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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