Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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