My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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