Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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