put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
