If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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