I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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