He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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