So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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