too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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