I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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