this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Randomize
