i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
handjob tips. give me some.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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