Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Randomize
