you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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