I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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